I’m going to get sentimental here for a second and admit to you that I really do love my job. That being said, I cannot wait to pass off my current students to the first grade teacher who’s lucky enough to inherit them.
She should invest in a Xanax prescription immediately, preferably 5mg or stronger, as well as a decent restraint system; for herself. For those times when drop kicking children seems like a perfectly acceptable solution to whatever classroom discord may be occurring around her.
Trust me. That day will come. It always does. The most important thing is that we fasten ourselves into a 12 point harness and ride it out. That’s what separates the employed teachers from the fired/jailed ones.
So anyway, I spend so much time with my students each day that they really do become part of my extended family. More like my husband’s side though, which I tend to avoid like the plague, especially his uncle Charlie who considers periwinkle-hued speedos appropriate attire at the breakfast table. *shiver*
Also, much like my husband’s side of the family, my students have totally overstayed their welcome and now it’s almost time for them to get their dirty socks out of my hamper, stop drinking straight out of the milk carton, and pack their crap and ship out. Or at least clean out their desks and spend some quality time whining to their moms and dads instead of me. The last day of school is really like the piece de resistance of the entire year, because it’s the day that I get to graduate my most troublesome kiddos and hand those little monsters back to their ungrateful and pompous parents. It’s comforting to know that, at the end of our joyful nine months together, little Frankie will continue to shin-kick and spit his way through elementary life, and that his lovely mother will be stuck raising that tiny tyrant and eventually have to fork over some serious cash for his bail bonds.
But like I said.
I love my job.
Mostly because no matter how much I adore those fantastic children of yours, come June, I get to give them back.
And hopefully, they’re in one piece and just a smidge smarter then when I got them.
Though, I wouldn’t get my hopes up if I were you.
Toodles!
Mrs. Dinkle